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How Full is Your Glass The Basically Brooklyn Series Waterboro, Maine — My daughter recently completed her first college course in psychology and already has pegged me with a multi-syllable disorder I can't even spell, much less pronounce. The glass is half full she insists. Not half empty! And I had plenty of time to dwell upon this as I struggled to maintain 30 mph on a snow-blown I-95 with the warning signs suggesting a 45 mph speed limit was something one could actually achieve in conditions so severe you couldn't tell the road from the snow blowing all around you. If polar bears were native to Maine, one could tap on your window and all you would see is his black bouncing nose. Rumors out of Portland have Penguins, flocking to our fair state in an effort to escape the warmth of Alaska. The glass is not half full. It is half empty and its content won't do you any good anyway because this Polar Vortex has it frozen solid! I could hear my daughter yelling, "There you go again," when I suddenly saw these two bright red lights in front of me spinning wildly out of control. I thought I saw headlights as I started to apply the brake of my own vehicle and pull over to the side of the road. I ended up about five feet behind the vehicle as it slid nose first into a pile of snow. Of course, I got out and walked over to the driver's side of the vehicle where I found a young woman bawling her eyes out. I tapped on the window. She rolled it down. I asked if she was okay. She stopped crying for a minute, looked at me and burst into hysterics all over again.
"I can't take it anymore!" She whaled. "Storm after storm!" It took a few minutes, but we straightened her out and she was on her way. I climbed into my vehicle. It could be worse. You could be on a beach in Florida, sweat pouring down the front of your face when the air is so thick with humidity you could die breathing. I know. It's the glass thingy again, isn't it?
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